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A man woke up one day and got out of his bed that had been advertised He stepped onto carpet that had been advertised He brushed his teeth with a toothbrush and toothpaste that both had been advertised. He went down to  his kitchen to eat breakfast. This consisted of bacon and eggs. Both of which had been advertised. He picked up his morning paper to read. This had been advertised. He then proceeded to his car and drove down the street in his car with tires, oil, gasoline and other parts that had all been advertised. He then parked his car in a public garage that had been advertised. He went up to his office and sat down at his desk. Both of which had been advertised. He pulled out a pen to sign some papers. The pen had been advertised. The papers he was signing was to shut down his business. Do you know why?

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 He never advertised!